Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. We can only record its moods, and chronicle their return. With us time itself does not progress. It revolves. It seems to circle round one centre of pain.
!2/14/2007 - MTV Hides the Truth!
You know friends, I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it myself but MTV is trying to cover up the video interview that we shot specifically for them. We heard a lot of loose talk about the huge audience that MTV could bring our message to. They convinced us that if we did an interview for them that they would get the truth out. Well their actions certainly didn't match up with their words! Watch this interview and you can see plain as day that Joey Oglesby and I are separate and unique individuals. Joey may be a little heavier in person but its nothing that 3 weeks in the C.H.O.P.S program can't fix! That's right! C.H.O.P.S can help you lose those __unwanted pounds__ and __unwanted urges__ at the very same time! Just ask our celebrity successes!
You will all be pleased to hear that we've put Joey on part time at LGWM to help with the video editing. His apparent (and greatly exaggerated) resemblance to me has caused him no end of trouble securing acting work with the __[liberal media conspiracy|http://www.fox.com]__ and I empathize with his economic struggle. If anyone following our ministry knows of a good God-fearing conservative organization that would like to employ him then please let us know. We want Joey to succeed with all of the struggles he is working through.
This video also gives you guys a sneak peak behind the scenes and let's you meet Toby our director and some of the artists and computer programmers that help keep LGWM ticking. We appreciate all the inquiries about our wonderful facilities. We've had quite a few inquiries about the waiter uniforms here at the Institute. Understand that we go to some length to make sure our patients feel as comfortable as possible while the C.H.O.P.S away the Gay. The special outfits, drinks, music and other extensive environmental factors have all been carefully considered to render our patients as comfortable as possible during their transition.